Meet Pip, a wobbly stuffed animal, who dreams of adventure but can't move! When a mischievous squirrel starts swiping delicious cookies, Pip feels helpless, wishing he had legs to kick the pesky critter away. Join Pip and his toy friends as they cleverly hatch a plan to protect their treats. It's a hilarious adventure proving even the littlest heroes can make a big difference with wit and teamwork!
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Runtime: 1 Hours 53 Minutes
Audience Rating: 8.0/10
Critics Rating: 9.2/10
Genre: Mystery & Thriller, Comedy and Drama
Rating: R
Release Date: 10 October 2025
OTT Release Date: 2025-11-18
Original Language: English
Production House: A24 and Central Pictures
Distributor: A24
Page Last Updated On: 24 August 2026
About:
Mary Bronstein
(Executive Producer)
Christian Slater
as Charles
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Lark White
as Vanessa
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Mark Stolzenberg
(Actor)
Manu Narayan
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Eva Kornet
(Actor)
Ella Beatty
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Helen Hong
(Actor)
Laurence Blum
(Actor)
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Amy Judd Lieberman
(Actor)
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Char Sidney
(Actor)
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Jodi Pynn Gabree
(Actor)
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Ryan Zacarias
(Producer)
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Conor Hannon
(Producer)
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Richie Doyle
(Producer)
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Lucian Johnston
(Film Editor)
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Carmen Navis
(Production Design)
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Geraldine Barón
(Casting)
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Salome Oggenfuss
(Casting)
Rose Byrne
as Linda
(Executive Producer)
Conan O'Brien
as Therapist
(Actor)
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Danielle Macdonald
as Caroline
(Actor)
A$AP Rocky
as James
(Actor)
Ivy Wolk
as Diana
(Actor)
Delaney Quinn
as Child
(Actor)
Daniel Zolghadri
as Stephen
(Actor)
Josh Pais
(Actor)
Sara Murphy
(Producer)
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Elizabeth Warn
(Costume Design)